So I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and I chose my fortune. I can't recall with whom I attended, but there were a couple of us. Here is the thing that is funny. Say you are inclined to believe in these things. Say you go to a restaurant with another person. The server gives you two fortune cookies. If you are the first to grab a fortune, have you just set the fate for your guest?
In any case, I went the other day and I got a crap fortune (see photo). I hate when they give you these feel good fortune cookies instead of something more interesting or profound. And, we all know, I'm really not wonderful! Seriously. This reminds me of that Saturday Night Live skit. You know what I'm talking about.
I've always wanted to create ones that said something more mischievous, such as "That wasn't chicken!"
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